July 2012
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1802: Beethoven completes and dedicates this...
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
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“I’m beginning to know myself. I don’t exist. I’m the space between what I’d like...”
– Fernando Pessoa
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dad: what would you like for dinner
me: "This... stuff"? Oh. Okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select... I don't know... that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent... wasn't it who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff.
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“The meaning of life is that it stops.”
– Franz Kafka
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“Have you ever analyzed things to the degree where you can’t really remember the...”
– Edie Sedgwick
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“Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice...”
– Rev. Pat Robertson
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tell someone you love them today, because life is short. but SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing
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my goal in life is to be married to a celebrity after bumping into them accidentally at a coffee shop
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